Tea and a show
Because I’ve been there before, the clerk that speaks some
English bustled out from behind a shelf and did his level best to help me. With
the English he knows and the few words of Turkish I’ve picked up we usually
determine what I need, whether or not
they have it, and what it might cost. I
selected a braided rope of about 8 mm (3.8”) dia. With my admittedly limited Turkish, I managed
to ask how much it cost. The reply set
me back somewhat. “25 Lira per
kilo”. Per Kilo?!?? Really??!? Yes, really.
Well how many meters per kilo? I
don’t know. I will ask my boss. He says approximately 30 – 35 meters per
kilo. Well, I need 200 m. Out came the calculator and an estimate was
punched up. After the estimate
calculated and agreed to, the show started.
The manager of the store called for assistants and had them tote the
spool of rope outside onto the sidewalk.
Meanwhile, the assistant with the smattering of English brought me Chai
to drink while my order was filled.
The little crew commenced to take a short tape measure (5 m if I recall), and
mark off 50 m on the sidewalk. They laid
two loops between the two lines off the spool to make 200 m. After cutting 200 m off the spool, they
carefully coiled up the rope in a large, loose coil and tied it off with
twine. Then they brought the rope into
the store, cleared off the old style balance scale and then the argument broke
out about where the weights for the scale were.
All Turks speak loudly and rapidly.
If two Canadians spoke to each other like these guys do, I’d be changing
into my striped shirt and reaching for a whistle.... Finally, the weights were located, the rope
coil weighed, and a lengthy explanation given of how to put it down with the knots in
the twine securing the coil on top and uncoil it in this direction just so to
keep from tangling it. I finished
my Chai, paid up, and opened the hatch of the car so one of the assistants
could load the coil and the other small items I’d bought, and fled.
For those who don't know, this is what 1 1/2 kilo of rope looks like...
Surprisingly, barbed wire is sold by the Kilo too. Not in the 80 rod roll like at home. Asking how many meters is likely to net you a
blank stare. The shop keepers in the two shops I asked
didn’t know, even roughly, how many meters were in a 20 kilo roll of wire.